god i love northern lords. wyman joyous& loving life eating human being pie. cregan karstark flinging shit at his prison guards. barbrey who doesn’t even like the other lords still hates roose more her ‘north remembers’ slay. greatjon umber drunk enough to have alcohol poisoning murders several& bites a guys ear off and 8 men are needed to take him down. maege mormont never married 5 daughters no explanation given except ‘we fuck bears’. howland reed hasnt even shown up yet this 5′ short king holds the biggest most insane secret of the realm
Don’t forget Ned Stark taking his 7? Year old child to a beheading because he is almost a man lol
Why don’t girls like history? No no, I mean like, watching YouTube videos about the Wehrmacht, not actually studying history, that’s stupid and is for girls.
the influx of pornbots is so funny. we’re out in our little paddleboat like “oh the rats are swarming again. auspices for the new year.” and in the background the S.S. Twitter is floating past upside down.
thousands of beautiful beautiful girls are swarming down the anchor chain in perfect single file
Once again I am begging the smallfolk in westeros to radicalize and overthrow these wack feudal lords
Asoiaf is really just a story describing the horrors of retail/hospitality/customer service when your customers are also the ruling class
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every tongue that rises against barbie shall fall no weapon forged against it shall prosper
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so many british actors are so so posh it’s a whole different level of nepo baby like you look them up on wikipedia and not only do their parents have wikipedia articles but their FAMILY has its own wikipedia article and you have to learn what peerage means… so when you give me an actress with a strong northern accent who grew up in a working class family in manchester yes i AM going to be immediately biased toward her
btw the first part of this post is about a lot of people but specifically the one i’m always thinking of when i say “oh their FAMILY has its own wiki page” is helena bonham carter which seems relevant now lol. anyways. girl sit down your family has been in political power in britain since the 18th century you don’t get to have opinions
So one thing that I’ve heard is that there was a generation of British actors from working class backgrounds like Patrick Stewart and Alan Rickman, because in the mid-20th century, there was actually financial assistance to attend acting schools; but then this assistance was eliminated by Thatcher, and since the 80s, it’s mostly been nepo babies
environmental storytelling
the cumbrian cunt council will decide your fate
Chris Pine goes shirtless under gold silk robe as he films a scene on a vespa for ‘Poolman’ in Downtown Los Angeles.
#oh i just assumed he was out and about like that per @letsboldlygomotherfuckers
Barbie (2023) + tumblr/reddit comments (insp)
Howl’s Moving Castle (2005) dir. Hayao Miyazaki
having thick hair and going to get your hair cut is just having to listen to your hair dresser repeat over and over again how millions of people would commit despicable crimes to have your hair
Morocco NT did literally the most important thing this world cup: send ronaldo home crying. Don’t ever forget that. inshallah they get third place but to me this will always be their world cup.